The Girls

Eva Farrell

Role: Maid of Honor

Years of Friendship: 2011 → forever

Hidden Talent: She will always have a rogue flask of tequila tucked somewhere and, defying all known rules of entry, she somehow gets it into every bar with absolutely no questions asked.

Sunako Barranco

Role: Matron of Honor

Years of Friendship: 2017 → forever

Hidden Talent: Can crush a bowl of fried rice on command at any hour known to mankind. A true 24/7 talent.

Elise Szwajkowski

Role: Sister of the Bride & Bridesmaid

Years of Friendship: Birth → forever

Hidden Talent: Can somehow do three SoulCycle classes back-to-back without breaking a sweat — and actually enjoy it. I truly don’t understand how that’s humanly possible.

  • Bridesmaid

    Years of Friendship: 28ish

    Hidden Talent: A true Halloween icon — she can make any costume come to life in the most terrifying or hilarious way imaginable.

  • Bridesmaid

    Years of Friendship: 15

    Hidden Talent: A true soup queen. If you’re talking soup and not talking to Lina, I don’t know who you thought made more or better soup before, but you were absolutely wrong.

  • Bridesmaid

    Years of Friendship: 5

    Hidden Talent: Can leave the bar at 1 a.m. to walk her dog and actually come back. Could be 5 minutes, could be 5 hours, who’s to say? But she will always return just in time for a shot.